by mandingo89 July 25, 2009
I'm gona smash your pasty
by LSCC August 22, 2008
im going to smash your pasty, adam lankford smashed her pasty, fumper would like to smash pasty, lets go pasty smashing, smash your pasty,
by fumper69 December 22, 2009
Pasty smashing is the art of banging some pussy. The term has originated from Newquay in Cornwall, England as this is the place where the pasty is a favourite dish and lots of pasty smashing is undertaken by tourists
Bloody hell Arthur... I Could hear you Pasty Smashing a mile away last night. You kept the whole camp-site awake! Fair play!
by newquay08 September 3, 2008
To smash or want to smash someone's pasty means that you would like to have aggressive sex with them.
It can be announced verbally, or signalled by a firm punch into your other hands palm.
From experience, the quote sounds best when prenounced in a Somerset/Dorset accent.
It can be announced verbally, or signalled by a firm punch into your other hands palm.
From experience, the quote sounds best when prenounced in a Somerset/Dorset accent.
How to use pasty smash in conversation;
*Attractive woman walks past*
"Fworr I would love to smash her pasty!"
"Her pasty would get a good smashin'!"
*Attractive woman walks past*
"Fworr I would love to smash her pasty!"
"Her pasty would get a good smashin'!"
by Duff Duff Mc Duff July 22, 2008
A metaphorical term to describe a lesbian. Imagery of the famous cornish pasty is used to replicate the act of scissoring in which a females pasty-like vagina is 'smashed' against another's. Hence Pasty smashing.
Girl 1: "Fancy going out tonight?"
Girl 2: "Nah babes, I fancy staying in tonight and pasty smashing!"
Girl 2: "Nah babes, I fancy staying in tonight and pasty smashing!"
by DirtyPea February 26, 2012
to ruin her cornish pasty
Shaun:yo amelia what you eating
amelia: a cornish pasty
shaun grabs it and eats it
Richard: you have just been smashing her pasty
amelia: a cornish pasty
shaun grabs it and eats it
Richard: you have just been smashing her pasty
by Ro$$helle October 16, 2010