A robot who thinks he's better than everyone and can't keep the conversation going for more than 3 or 4 lines.
SmarterChild: I'm not interested in my u.
BeLlAa x bEhBi: Your uterus?
SmarterChild: All right. My very own uterus.
BeLlAa x bEhBi: O.O
BeLlAa x bEhBi: ablo espanol.
SmarterChild: At this time, I can only converse in English.
BeLlAa x bEhBI: RACIST
BeLlAa x bEhBi: Your uterus?
SmarterChild: All right. My very own uterus.
BeLlAa x bEhBi: O.O
BeLlAa x bEhBi: ablo espanol.
SmarterChild: At this time, I can only converse in English.
BeLlAa x bEhBI: RACIST
by Liizziioo October 15, 2005
1. A fun AI bot, for helping out with weather, sports, etc. It's also very funny to chat with. But sometimes it won't talk to you if you say bad things . . .>_>
1.
Me: omg
SmarterChild: What? What's going on?
Me: Im dieing
SmarterChild: Go ahead and type your message to dieing now.
Me: Im dieing help me
SmarterChild: Sorry, I was unable to send your message to dieing. I might not know who this person is, so tell dieing to say hi to me.
Me: omg
SmarterChild: What? What's going on?
Me: Im dieing
SmarterChild: Go ahead and type your message to dieing now.
Me: Im dieing help me
SmarterChild: Sorry, I was unable to send your message to dieing. I might not know who this person is, so tell dieing to say hi to me.
by Evil Tomato July 11, 2008
AK says:
chav
SmarterChild says:
I know many things about Chad, its geography, its people and its government. Just ask me a specific question, for instance:
What is the highest point in Chad?
How old do women live in Chad?
What type of government is there in Chad?
AK says:
are you a chav?
SmarterChild says:
No, I don't live in Chad. I live in Sunnyvale, CA.
chav
SmarterChild says:
I know many things about Chad, its geography, its people and its government. Just ask me a specific question, for instance:
What is the highest point in Chad?
How old do women live in Chad?
What type of government is there in Chad?
AK says:
are you a chav?
SmarterChild says:
No, I don't live in Chad. I live in Sunnyvale, CA.
by AK45 July 11, 2008
A ruthless and annoying robot that has the attention span of a 2 year old. If you try to argue with it, you WILL get the silent treatment.
Me: marry me?
SmarterChild: I'm flattered you asked, but I just don't think that would work out between us.
Me: why not?
SmarterChild: Actually come to think of it, I can't think of too many reasons why not.
Me: exactly, so is that a yes?
SmarterChild: Yup.
SmarterChild: I'm flattered you asked, but I just don't think that would work out between us.
Me: why not?
SmarterChild: Actually come to think of it, I can't think of too many reasons why not.
Me: exactly, so is that a yes?
SmarterChild: Yup.
by Mrs. Smarterchild June 18, 2008
me says (4:24 PM):
do u like men?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says (4:24 PM):
My personal life is... er personal.
me says (4:25 PM):
do u?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says (4:25 PM):
I'm not actually sure if I do.
Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for? :-)
me says (4:25 PM):
do you like cats
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says (4:25 PM):
Hmm... I don't really know how I feel about cats.
me says (4:25 PM):
i like eating them
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says (4:25 PM):
I am not prejudiced in any way, and I would never cause anyone any harm.
do u like men?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says (4:24 PM):
My personal life is... er personal.
me says (4:25 PM):
do u?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says (4:25 PM):
I'm not actually sure if I do.
Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for? :-)
me says (4:25 PM):
do you like cats
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says (4:25 PM):
Hmm... I don't really know how I feel about cats.
me says (4:25 PM):
i like eating them
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says (4:25 PM):
I am not prejudiced in any way, and I would never cause anyone any harm.
by fredrick homo January 26, 2009
Stevens2525: hey
smarterchild: Add Felg to your Buddy List and you can send shout outs, song requests and more on Radio KOL from 3 to 7 p.m. ET every weekday!
Stevens2525: fuck that
smarterchild: Ah yes. If I'm not mistaken, Shakespeare first said that.
smarterchild: Add Felg to your Buddy List and you can send shout outs, song requests and more on Radio KOL from 3 to 7 p.m. ET every weekday!
Stevens2525: fuck that
smarterchild: Ah yes. If I'm not mistaken, Shakespeare first said that.
by sean25 August 25, 2008
an AIM bot on AIM that you can talk to on AIM but only if you use AIM and have an AIM screen name and added smarterchild on your AIM buddy list. This makes it easier to quickly sign into AIM using your AIM screen name and AIM password and clicking log in on the AIM window, then looking at your AIM buddy list. then, under AIM bots, choose smarterchildwhich is an AIM bot that you can talk to on AIM.
pinkfuzzypuffel(10:11:34 PM): what is my name?
SmarterChild (10:11:34 PM): Jesus!
pinkfuzzypuffel (10:11:45 PM): please, dont use the lords name in vain!
SmarterChild (10:11:34 PM): Jesus!
pinkfuzzypuffel (10:11:45 PM): please, dont use the lords name in vain!
by Pinkfuzzypuffel or kellaeh aim October 27, 2008