A top shagger who walks around and owns the place, everybody literally worships him.
Absolutely beautiful fuckin top bloke with a iron pole instead of a phallus. Nobody every chats shit about a simmonds except those scrawny little beg cunts eh!
Absolutely beautiful fuckin top bloke with a iron pole instead of a phallus. Nobody every chats shit about a simmonds except those scrawny little beg cunts eh!
random bloke: “I was w simmonds yesterday”
sassy: “oh fr bro that’s mad i bet you got cooked eh cunt, it’s always a top time when your with a simmonds”
random bloke: “how’d you guess lad, nearly tripped balls last night it was so sick”
sassy: “only thing i’d expect from a simmonds”
sassy: “oh fr bro that’s mad i bet you got cooked eh cunt, it’s always a top time when your with a simmonds”
random bloke: “how’d you guess lad, nearly tripped balls last night it was so sick”
sassy: “only thing i’d expect from a simmonds”
by your bog-standard gerald November 15, 2020
by Susbus123 October 18, 2023