National appreciate your Short friend day 

Appreciate your short friends they are a very rare species.

Friend:I am so glad I have a short friend
Short friend:??? Why are you saying this
Friend:Because it’s National appreciate your short friend day!

National appreciate your Short friend day by Globgolab January 15, 2021

National toss a short friend day 

to Throw your short friend

Hey dude be careful it’s national toss a short friend day don’t get thrown shortie

National toss a short friend day by Crapbucket04 October 21, 2019

National kill your short friend day 

today kill any one of ur friends that’s under 5’3

A: look it’s B!
C: so?
A: *kills B*
C: why would u do that wtf
A: no it’s ok it’s National kill your short friend day

National kill your short friend day by shortpeopleproblems October 5, 2020

national hug a short friend day 

hug a short friend! make them feel loved. why not. give em a big ole tight hug

hey! it’s national hug a short friend day.
cool can i get a hug?!
sure you can buddy:)

national hug a short friend day by idkkk lol September 12, 2021

National pay your short friend 

On March 19th you owe your shortest friend £5! If you don’t they get to slap you.

National pay your short friend day

National pay your short friend by Lolipopssss March 19, 2022

National Slap Your Short Friend Day 

December 15th is national slap your Short Friend Day!

Have fun slapping those little pests!

Joe "Hey Amanda it's National Slap Your Short Friend Day! I get to slap you!"

Amanda "JOE N-"

Joe "slaps her"

National Slap Your Short Friend Day by Idklol1790 December 14, 2022

Slap your short friend 

A day that’s shouldn’t exist, now that I’ve gotten your attention, as a member of the short people committee this day shouldn’t exist. Thank you very much.

Friend1:It’s national slap your short friend today
Friend2:This day shouldn’t even exist

Slap your short friend by 123456789butt December 1, 2020