When a male puts his ass in a ladies' cleavage and takes a perfectly round-shaped shit in between her breasts. The Lady then proceeds to titty fuck the shit log as if it were a man's penis.
by shwillybilly December 9, 2007
when youre surfing and paddling out and a wave is about to break on you and all you can say is "shitty titties!'' and then you completely eat it.
by waldaaayyy September 6, 2010
Earlier today my hamster went down my gurlies shirt and we thought it took a dump down there...but it was just fuzz. So now I make fun of her and tell her she has shitty titties!
by bare naked girls in the back seat September 6, 2003
by Titmeister January 8, 2012
by GOD1203 September 25, 2013
When a dude drops a HUGE load of pure shit on a womans chest and then proceeds to tittie fuck her. Let it be known that this generally results in shitdick as well.
Man 1: Dude I had to take the biggest shit last night but I was horny as f*ck.
Man 2: So what did you do?
Man 1: Dropped a deuce on her titties and f*cked 'em good!
Man 2: Nice dude, the shittie tittie! You get shitdick?
Man 1: Yeah, but sooooooo worth it.
Man 2: So what did you do?
Man 1: Dropped a deuce on her titties and f*cked 'em good!
Man 2: Nice dude, the shittie tittie! You get shitdick?
Man 1: Yeah, but sooooooo worth it.
by letitbeknown2468 August 31, 2010