A cracker.
Named so because a man wanted them to sound fancy, so he named them after the fanciest guy in that time, Mr. Ritz.
Naming crackers Ritz is like calling a fancy cookie the Trump cookie
by All seeing January 6, 2005
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Ritz is a very sexy girl with a big but 🤤

Everyone falls for her
Ritz is sexy
by Hecha May 3, 2021
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Also known as ritzzed, ritz, and getting ritz crackered. Basically ritzing can be compared to being a complete DICK. Many times in situations where one may suspect ritzing is occuring the victim may state the interoggative statement of "Are you ritzing me dude?" If the answer is yes then you know you are fucked unless of course you are getting ritz crackered with cheese. Cheese is the ritz factor of the equation which therefore makes it acceptable. In other words simply put, Ritzing=joking/getting screwed over, Ritz with cheese=Good thing/fucking delicious, and finally Getting Ritz Crackered=Being joked upon/or in other terms getting niggered. However do not confuse this with getting spinchtered which is something you do not ever want to experience, trust me.
"dude, are you ritz crackering me with this assumption of only 16 days untill christmas???"

"no dude not at all, but i am NIGGERING you with my realization of christmas is gonna be sweet fucking shit!"

"HO HO! this has CANNOT be the world, unless of course you are ritzing me!?"
by Swart Neuker December 9, 2009
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The most radical rat ever, so rad in fact that it overcomes biggie cheese
the #1 coolest rat ever is Ritz
by KitOdin April 22, 2021
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Ritz ;

A pretty awesome girl or boy, known for how cool and how smart the person is, Ritz is somebody who when faces danger either panics ALOT or doesn't give a damn at all.
ritz: I bet Ritz obviously didn't type this himself.
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When you have 6 puffs of a vape in 1 breath
Bro have a ritz so you can have a massive headspin
by Iloveritzing July 14, 2023
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