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University of Redlands 

A small private university in Southern California, commonly known in the area as the U of R. Redlands is known for its great academics, beautiful campus, and surprisingly good parties. Redlands is also renowned for its business, music, and communicative disorders departments. The school mascot is the bulldog.

Redlands is composed of the College of Arts and Sciences, the Johnston Center for Integrative Studies, the School of Music, the School of Business, and the School of Education.
"Where do you go to school?
"The University of Redlands."
"Dude, that's awesome. Can I come out to one of your parties sometime?"
"For sure, it's always a good time at a Redlands party."
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university of redlands 

one of the best university's in Southern California. its also known as UofR.
"hey what is there to do at UofR (university of redlands) tonight?"
"i think im going to a frat party tonight."
university of redlands by DJ W July 18, 2006

University of Redlands 

A wannabe prestigious Liberal Arts College in Redlands, California. The administration claims it's in "Beautiful Southern California," but in reality this unfortunate institution sits in the middle of California's sketchy Inland Empire region.

The students think they have the brightest minds on the planet, but the reality is they came to Redlands because they got rejected from their first, second, and third-choice schools. Even though many students do virtually NO work in their classes, the school keeps them just barely passing so their parents will continue to fork over that $50K yearly tuition.

Most of the girls are ditzy and overly-tanned, while the guys are too busy getting wasted or showing off in the weight room to focus on anything meaningful in life. There are also quite a few useless hippies hanging around. Everyone pretends to be nice, but in reality, they don't give two fucks about you or your life.

Typical Redlands students drink in their dorm rooms or go to lame frat parties on Friday and Saturday nights—because there's nothing better to do on or off campus. Or they just go home on weekends to their rich mommies and daddies who make everything better by throwing money at their already spoiled children.
Attending the University of Redlands is like throwing $200,000 of your life savings into a fire.

Redland Green School 

Redland green school is a public school in Bristol. 90% of the students are white and it’s a school where all the private schools call it poor and the public schools call it rich. Also it’s filled with drugs and the teachers are pretty shite.
Rich kid: you go to redland green school??
Rgs kid: yeah

Rich kid: bruh u poor
State school kid: ay fam u go to redland green school? You rich.

Aunt Flow is visiting from Redland

Chick code for, "I have my period". Used in mixed company so as not to gross out any male innocents.
Girl 1: Hey, Shauna -- are you going to wear your freak at the show tonight?"

Girl 2: Nope, can't do it. My Aunt Flow is visiting from Redland."
A musical consortium birthed within the nurturing wombs of Tantramar Regional High School. Instruments used include: keyboards, drums, megaphones, and microwaves. The band's influences are: Logan's Run, Digby Nova Scotia, wolves howling at the moon, and Orville Redenbacher. redLand's sound has been described as a mix between "ovary lickin' porn-funk" and that of a "Cape Breton bell choir".
"Did you see that redLAND show the other night??? That shit was goldPOT!!!"

"redLAND sounds wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy better than taupeGROUND and brownSTAR"
redLAND by wolfpackleader69 December 15, 2011

Redland Bay 

Jimmy-Bob:"Fuck this is a shit area, what ya reckon it's called?"
Fagnuts:"Redland Bay, yeah it's shithouse"
Jimmy-Bob:"There ya go mate"
Redland Bay by CupperMate June 30, 2018