Retarded Nut 

The Retarded Nut is when you get a nut off for the first time after a week or weeks of not getting a nut. The effects are it feeling so good that you become crippled with retardation afterwards.

Tyler isn't the same after weeks of no sex ended with his girlfriend inducing him with the Retarded Nut

Retarded Nut by Shaka G April 27, 2009

retarded units 

The imperial system...

The retarded units are still used in americas.

retarded units by Hebrewsexcabin January 2, 2017

Flame Retarded 

Flame Re•Tard•Ed
Adjective

When your friends are being so highly retarded that you need a fire extinguisher to knock off their bullcrap.

Stupidity so painful that if feels as if you are on fire.

Hannah: “My hair is so brittle it will catch on fire from time to time”
Me: “Really? That’s weird, my hair’s pretty flame retardant”.
Makenzie: “Did you just say your hair is flame retarded?”
Me: “What? No I said flame retardant.”
Makenzie: “What?”
Me: “Why are you so flame retarded Makenzie??”

“People at this school are so flame retarded I swear, smh”.

I.E. Dhonny’s Harem

I.E. Hannah K. Keaton T. Campbell T. Leslie R. Makenzie H. Claudia R.

Flame Retarded by Ski Mask For Life ❤️ February 14, 2019

Remarded 

When the special kid walks out of the special kid classroom and tries to cook you like beef stew

You: *casually walking in the school hallway*
Special kid: *comes out of the special kid classroom with his toy truck in hand*
Special kid: WHAT ARE YOU REMARDED? GET OUT OF MY WAY STUPID HEAD!!!

Remarded by TheSpecialKidInTheDefinition July 3, 2019

retarded fish 

why did you look this up

"Oi, that's one retarded fish you got there, mate"

retarded fish by Heavy & Ze Medic February 7, 2018

Retarded Penquin 

When you sneak up behind a retarded person and pull his pants down around his ankles and yell "ICE CREAM!!"..... in his excitement He begins running aimlessly .....however due to the fact that his pants are around his ankles he instead waddles around much like a retarded penquin would

"Hey tom lets go follow those kids that just got off the short bus and pull a couple retarded penquins on them "

Retarded Penquin by Super jo jo and friends June 27, 2016

Retarded Nigger 

A nigger that is retarded .

That black dude just tried to stole my bike and he fell halfway .
Lol , what a retarded nigger .

Retarded Nigger by RetarderusNiggerus October 17, 2018