when you hit a dub in skyrim at 3 am in the morning while your best friend fucks your ex in the other room.
*gregs listening to his friend fuck his ex*
friend: OH YEAAHHHH *moans and orgasms*
greg: wow, thats gotta be the loudest queem ive ever heard
ex: omg that was so much better than greg ever could, plus he has a rEALLY Small penis
by cumbucket47 October 13, 2021
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I was surprised by Susan's queem after the sex we had.
by Joshua M Lee March 13, 2008
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Big ol' wad of queem on someones face.
I just gave her a nice queem wad on her face.
by Chadilac Stackilac October 8, 2008
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Originally a mispronunciation of "Cream of Mushroom" soup, when it was prounounced "Queem of Mustard" by a waitress at The El Dorado Diner in Tarrytown, NY. It has no real meaning besides how funny it sounds.

There is an alternate spelling, "Queem of Muffturd," which is a conglomeration of many other words such as cream, queef, muff, and turd.
"Yes, I'll have the Queem of Mufftard in a bowl, please."

"Dude, my girlfriend totally busted out with some Queem of Muffturd last night in bed. It was disgusting; it took me hours to clean up."
by Switche September 4, 2008
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A trail of “fluidleft behind by humans
Bro 1: yo bro can I have a slurp of your queem?
Bro 2:hell yeah bro gurgle that shit * excretes queem*
by Peepeepenis September 29, 2020
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