when you hit a dub in skyrim at 3 am in the morning while your best friend fucks your ex in the other room.
*gregs listening to his friend fuck his ex*
friend: OH YEAAHHHH *moans and orgasms*
greg: wow, thats gotta be the loudest queem ive ever heard
ex: omg that was so much better than greg ever could, plus he has a rEALLY Small penis
friend: OH YEAAHHHH *moans and orgasms*
greg: wow, thats gotta be the loudest queem ive ever heard
ex: omg that was so much better than greg ever could, plus he has a rEALLY Small penis
by cumbucket47 October 13, 2021
by Joshua M Lee March 13, 2008
by Chadilac Stackilac October 8, 2008
Originally a mispronunciation of "Cream of Mushroom" soup, when it was prounounced "Queem of Mustard" by a waitress at The El Dorado Diner in Tarrytown, NY. It has no real meaning besides how funny it sounds.
There is an alternate spelling, "Queem of Muffturd," which is a conglomeration of many other words such as cream, queef, muff, and turd.
There is an alternate spelling, "Queem of Muffturd," which is a conglomeration of many other words such as cream, queef, muff, and turd.
"Yes, I'll have the Queem of Mufftard in a bowl, please."
"Dude, my girlfriend totally busted out with some Queem of Muffturd last night in bed. It was disgusting; it took me hours to clean up."
"Dude, my girlfriend totally busted out with some Queem of Muffturd last night in bed. It was disgusting; it took me hours to clean up."
by Switche September 4, 2008
Bro 1: yo bro can I have a slurp of your queem?
Bro 2:hell yeah bro gurgle that shit * excretes queem*
Bro 2:hell yeah bro gurgle that shit * excretes queem*
by Peepeepenis September 29, 2020