Pyro·cynical (noun) A YouTube sensation who makes reviews on cringy videos. His most famous review was his "SMALL LOAN OF A MILLION DOLLARS" review, which, much like Leafy's reptilian phase, broke out over the internet. Going in many comment sections, etc
Leafy: "Pyrocynical, your a faggot"
Pyrocynical: "fock off cyka bagoujue"
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Verb
To bully children. Taken from the youtuber pyrocynical as he is known to bully children.
Friend: lets go pyrocynical
Other friend: leave the children alone
by Whale of the sea October 25, 2018
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If you down loaded 100GB of porn onto a pen drive, shoved it up a minions arse, made it watch two donkeys having sex, filmed all of it and then put it on YouTube, pyrocynical would be the result. He also happens to be a YouTuber
by King_Toe$ January 6, 2016
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Niall Comas, better known as Pyrocynical is a 21 year old male YouTuber with 2.4 million subscribers and 613 million views. He originally got famous from montage parodys but later switched to commentary and gaming videos. His original commentary videos had gameplay in the background but he now currently uses facecam. Pyro has deep roots in the YouTube community and is friends with many of the famous faces of YouTube such as PewDiePie, Fitz, and Dolan Dark.
1: Did you see Shrek has swag?
2: Never heard of it. Who's it from?
1: Pyrocynical!
2: Nah, I'm good
by Sekihōtai August 4, 2018
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A young man who regrets his life choices and the creator of Mlg telitubbies and shrek has swag
Pyrocynical tried to hook up with a 13 year old fre- uhh girl from France.

-Keemstar
by Lengend47 August 31, 2017
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