Puffin

A name for a whipped man in a relationship. Often a joc who isn't really good at anything and thinks he's "real tight" but obviously can't control his girlfriend.

me- wanna come over later
Jay- can't I gotta call my girlfriend
me- wow you are such a puffin

by Jecrastin September 24, 2009

Puffin

A cigarillo that is smaller than usual and puffed quickly with a friend or associate.

Tim and I were smoking on a delightful puffin during our break at work.

by TDOG314 July 19, 2010

puffin

Any Pelagic seabird of the genus Fratercula.

Wow look at that flying penguin!

No Billy

that swimming parrot!

No Billy

A Diving-

No Billy its a puffin!

by olliver November 01, 2005

puffin

When you and your best friend go out and start acting dumb and your mom says stop.

"allison and megan stop puffin around"

by ally_lovesyou01 April 12, 2017

puffin

Something a little better in functionality than what happens to be the most popular form of the thing in question.

Comes from the fact that a puffin is a black and white bird adapted for both swimming and flying, whereas a penguin is also a black and white bird but is only adapted for swimming, and yet is far more popular than a puffin is.

The state of something being puffiny is always up for debate however.

Of the Xbox and PS2, the Xbox would have been the puffin.

by Teuthida August 16, 2007

puffins

After the nationwide success of "Girls Next Door," puffins is no longer mostly known as the magnificent sea bird, but rather the pet name for Hugh Hefner used by the girlfriends of Hefner on "Girls Next Door." term used out of true love.

"awww puffins, come here baby"

"puffins, let's go have sex"
"...well come on, girls, i have some time before we crochet at the mansion with barbara walters"

by i love my puffins April 06, 2007

puffin

Hue Heffner's Nickname given by his closest girlfriend, Holly.

The Playmates: "Come on Holly, lets go skinny dipping!"
Holly: "No, I want to go home and be with Puffin."
Kendra: "Oh Holly, just have a quick orgy and go home."
Holly: "Okay!"

by Karah December 10, 2008