When you are sitting on the turlet, offloading a dump for about an hour instead of doing your work.

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Wyatt was supposed to be working but instead, he's in the shitter, procrapstinating.
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When you should be doing something else but instead you're sitting on the toilet and both legs are asleep.
Wyatt should've been working, but he would procrapstinate instead.
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