Pearce

The Gretchen Wieners of male thots
Thinks he's funny but is just a boring brunette
His friends dont even like him that much
He is SO not fetch

Pearce has no top lip (no shade no tea just FACTS)

by Turtle127359 February 22, 2019

Pearced

The act of going out for a cheeky lunch time tipple on a Thursday only to find your entire day obliterated by a full on session.

Girl 1: What happened to you on Thursday?!

Girl 2: Oh babes, I pearced THE SHIT out of the entire day, total friday fear the next day

Girl 1: Again Gemma?!...I think you have a problem...

by Dr. Fox 23 February 28, 2017

Pearced

To drink so much that you not only black out, but also publicly humiliate yourself. Getting pearced often involves vomiting, getting naked, or urinating in public, and often ends with permanent banishment from the establishment you are patronizing.

Dude, I got totally pearced last night! I was so wasted, I walked out on the patio of the club and urinated on the wall in front of hundreds of people!

by kungf00m45t3r February 17, 2010

pearce

a way of saying someone or yourself is completly drunk.

ho: man, i think i am totally pearce

arab: same, but evyn is more pearce than you.

by hoevyn May 10, 2009

PEARC

A word that is a whole lot better than the word CRAPE which is a stupid word.

"boy sure would like to eat some pearc for breakfast.

by Jacob I Wells February 20, 2008

pearce

pearce(verb,noun)
to entertain small children under the pretext of teaching

A."I hear that Jackson man is up in court again."
B. "Yes, he just can't stop pearcing. He says he has quit music and was only teaching phonics for fun."
A. "I think he's innocent.Most pearcers are bald, deny liking children and come from Bourmouth."
B. "I agree, they should all be hung."

by Larry Grayson July 2, 2007

jj pearce

a place, most likely a school in particular, full of pretentious overachievers and white/hispanic teenagers who say the n word religiously whilst kissing up to teachers only to fail their classes due to excessive substance abuse, overestimating their studying abilities, and/or getting caught doing the nasty. people faker than their tans.

“how was the football game?”
“it was ok but that home team is SUCH a jj pearce”

by bruhwhateven August 7, 2019