Ohio State University

noun: The University of Florida's Bitch

Dude 1: Wow, so we just beat Ohio State University in 2 championship games in 4 months?

Dude 2: Yeah, I'd hate to go there

Ohio State University by Gainesville May 17, 2007

Ohio State University

A bunch of dumb ass kids that couldn't get in to either Michigan or Miami (of Ohio) University.

A bunch of decently talented football players that play in the most overrated conference in the NCAA.

A bunch of faggots that consistently get their asses whooped by bigger and better SEC teams.

A bunch of faggots who worship a fucking nut as their mascot.

"Those douche bags from Ohio State University are really fucking stupid."
"Ya. They must have been rejected from Miami and Michigan."
"For sure."

"Did you see their bowl game?"
"Ohio State got their asses whooped after playing in the softest conference in the NCAA."
"What a bunch of nut loving FAGGOTS."

Ohio State University by The motha fuckin don January 11, 2009

Ohio State University

Team who has cheated in every single football game they ever won

"Hail to the Victors" is played every year where Ohio state University doesnt cheat bad enough to beat Michigan

Ohio State University by Liam E December 28, 2005

Ohio State University

University in Columbus, Ohio. Aside from the distractions posed by its violent, ghetto atmosphere, it is actually possible to get a fairly good education from OSU. It offers a fairly wide spectrum of curriculum choices, and used to have some of the best professors around. (The quality of their professors is, sadly, degrading over time.) They also have a pretty good football program, for those with nothing better to do.

We're going to OSU to help the Buckeye fans beat the living hell out of the Michigan fans. Wanna come along?

Ohio State University by Who, me? August 16, 2003

Ohio State University

Women go there to get raped, people rob banks, steal cars, shoot at police officers, etc. That’s Ohio state for ya. It’s also the most ghetto place on the planet. Not Columbus, the university.

Ohio state university is OVERRATED!!!!
the home of sexual abuse

Ohio State University by TBS_Inferno May 8, 2019

The Ohio State University 

A university located in Columbus Ohio. A member of a conference of universities of whom ALL of which are ranked within the top 30 public universities in the nation, a fact which no other conference can claim to, especially the SEC, which only has one school which is worth a shit. Ohio State prides itself in being a university that does more than recruit good college football players, because as it turns out, in the big scheme of things winning football games and hiesman trophies doesn't really mean shit. Though ironically, Ohio State has won more games and heisman trophies than almost anyone.

Oh, you care about what you do with your life AFTER college? Go to The Ohio State University or another Big Ten school

The Ohio State University by bucks_rule January 25, 2011

The Ohio State University Buckeyes Football Program 

argueably the best college football program in the big ten (and one of the best in the NCAA). They fairly frequent the big ten championship spot and are rarely ranked outside the top 25 spots. They have several national championship titles under their belt as well as seven heisman trophies from six players (Archie Griffen won two). Their current head coach Jim Tressel plays a conservative style of football deemed Tressel-Ball by most. Their fans pride themselves on being absolutely loyal to their team and being obnoxious toward other teams. In recent years, their rivals the University of Michigan Wolverines haven't even posed a threat.

Person 1: I love The Ohio State University Buckeyes Football Program.

Person 2: Me Too.

The Ohio State University Buckeyes Football Program by Sab720i November 16, 2010