A town in central Florida.
Some call it Slowcala.
I will have to admit is a slow town.
But all I do is ride 4-Wheelers and junk cars in my backyard.
Ocala, Florida will always be my home sweet home.
Some call it Slowcala.
I will have to admit is a slow town.
But all I do is ride 4-Wheelers and junk cars in my backyard.
Ocala, Florida will always be my home sweet home.
me: i love ocala
kid: wtf i hate this place its so boring
me: then leave ocala now and go somewhere else.
kid: why do you like this place?
me: its my home sweet home
me: only florida rednecks like me like ocala.
kid: wtf i hate this place its so boring
me: then leave ocala now and go somewhere else.
kid: why do you like this place?
me: its my home sweet home
me: only florida rednecks like me like ocala.
by floridagatorsfan678124 March 7, 2009
by Leh we go March 29, 2011
boy oh boy what a place it is. a lot of little trumpers if you wanna get all political. not much to do. there's a couple stores and also a river but you have to be real dedicated to go on it. it has monkeys if that helps. no you cannot touch the monkeys. they'll touch you first.
by beaversbeaversbeavers May 25, 2020
a tiny city thats getting bigger and bigger. In central Florida. Some people hate it cause they dont know how to make it fun.
Ocalas not gunna hand you fun. you make fun all you fuckers who call it slocala or hoecala.
anyways.even the drivers are slow and its full of horses. its still where its at. make your own fun and stop whinin bout it. 352 baby
Ocalas not gunna hand you fun. you make fun all you fuckers who call it slocala or hoecala.
anyways.even the drivers are slow and its full of horses. its still where its at. make your own fun and stop whinin bout it. 352 baby
Steve: dude what're we doin later?
Jesus: Gettin straight fucked up is what were doin
Steve: hell yea nigga. dis ocala
Jesus: Gettin straight fucked up is what were doin
Steve: hell yea nigga. dis ocala
by esteban f September 30, 2007
The Ocala Nuts is defined as the ultimate poker hand in No Limit Texas Hold' Em. It is unbeatable and impossible to lose with; it is much better than pocket rockets. It is J9.
"Wow I can't believe I just flopped a straight with the ocala nuts. Do I run good or do I run good?"
by Tilted Wolf February 6, 2014
by yo mama September 10, 2003