The Oakland Raiders are the only true football team in the NFL. Despite having to contend with pansy ass teams such as the San Diego Chargers or Kansas City Chiefs, they continue their COMMITMENT TO EXCELLENCE. With excellent draft picks (Huff, Walters), the Raiders continue to look towards the future and show the league how a team should be managed, coached, and run.
Their offense continues to dominate the league. With Randy Moss at wideout, every Sunday oppenent defenses cower as #18 takes them to the house. Lamont Jordan, their franchise running back, continues his superb career as the next storied starting running back of the Raiders. Meanwhile, both Aaron Brooks and Andrew Walters have been blessed by god to be be allowed to take snaps under center while dawning the Raiders helmet this year. No doubt their lives are 100000x more worthwhile now that they have done that.
Without even talking about the defense, the superbowl championships, the epic wins, the storied past of the club, and the amazing job Al Davis has done with the Raiders, it is easy to see that Oakland is, and was, always the best team ever in the world. Indeed, even you, reading this right now, have become more enlightened on the world than any religion could ever do for you ever. Raiders 07, Hutty Hutty
Their offense continues to dominate the league. With Randy Moss at wideout, every Sunday oppenent defenses cower as #18 takes them to the house. Lamont Jordan, their franchise running back, continues his superb career as the next storied starting running back of the Raiders. Meanwhile, both Aaron Brooks and Andrew Walters have been blessed by god to be be allowed to take snaps under center while dawning the Raiders helmet this year. No doubt their lives are 100000x more worthwhile now that they have done that.
Without even talking about the defense, the superbowl championships, the epic wins, the storied past of the club, and the amazing job Al Davis has done with the Raiders, it is easy to see that Oakland is, and was, always the best team ever in the world. Indeed, even you, reading this right now, have become more enlightened on the world than any religion could ever do for you ever. Raiders 07, Hutty Hutty
Oakland Raiders Tryout
God: I'm here to try out for QB, coach.
Moses: Same here!
Al Davis: Sorry guys, to be a real Oakland Raider you have to succeed at life. Walters, you're in
Andrew Walters: (Explodes from Euphoria)
Al Davis: Sigh...not another. Alright, I guess Moses can have the job.
God: I'm here to try out for QB, coach.
Moses: Same here!
Al Davis: Sorry guys, to be a real Oakland Raider you have to succeed at life. Walters, you're in
Andrew Walters: (Explodes from Euphoria)
Al Davis: Sigh...not another. Alright, I guess Moses can have the job.
by SmuglyHater January 11, 2007
The Oakland Raiders only true football team in the NFL. Despite having to contend with pansy ass teams such as the San Diego Chargers or Kansas City Chiefs, they continue their COMMITMENT TO EXCELLENCE. With excellent draft picks (Huff, Walters), the Raiders continue to look towards the future and show the league how a team should be managed, coached, and run.
Their offense continues to dominate the league. With Randy Moss at wideout, every Sunday oppenent defenses cower as #18 takes them to the house. Lamont Jordan, their franchise running back, continues his superb career as the next storied starting running back of the Raiders. Meanwhile, both Aaron Brooks and Andrew Walters have been blessed by god to be be allowed to take snaps under center while dawning the Raiders helmet this year. No doubt their lives are 100000x more worthwhile now that they have done that.
Without even talking about the defense, the superbowl championships, the epic wins, the storied past of the club, and the amazing job Al Davis has done with the Raiders, it is easy to see that Oakland is, and was, always the best team ever in the world. Indeed, even you, reading this right now, have become more enlightened on the world than any religion could ever do for you ever. Raiders 07, Hutty Hutty
Their offense continues to dominate the league. With Randy Moss at wideout, every Sunday oppenent defenses cower as #18 takes them to the house. Lamont Jordan, their franchise running back, continues his superb career as the next storied starting running back of the Raiders. Meanwhile, both Aaron Brooks and Andrew Walters have been blessed by god to be be allowed to take snaps under center while dawning the Raiders helmet this year. No doubt their lives are 100000x more worthwhile now that they have done that.
Without even talking about the defense, the superbowl championships, the epic wins, the storied past of the club, and the amazing job Al Davis has done with the Raiders, it is easy to see that Oakland is, and was, always the best team ever in the world. Indeed, even you, reading this right now, have become more enlightened on the world than any religion could ever do for you ever. Raiders 07, Hutty Hutty
Oakland Raiders Tryout
God: I'm here to try out for QB, coach.
Moses: Same here!
Al Davis: Sorry guys, to be a real Oakland Raider you have to succeed at life. Walters, you're in
Andrew Walters: (Explodes from Euphoria)
Al Davis: Sigh...not another. Alright, I guess Moses can have the job.
God: I'm here to try out for QB, coach.
Moses: Same here!
Al Davis: Sorry guys, to be a real Oakland Raider you have to succeed at life. Walters, you're in
Andrew Walters: (Explodes from Euphoria)
Al Davis: Sigh...not another. Alright, I guess Moses can have the job.
by SmuglyHater January 2, 2007
The Raiders lost in the 2nd Super Bowl, although it was still to Green Bay. I screwed that up in the last definition, don't know what I was thinking.
by Sports Info July 5, 2006
The Oakland Raiders are a rising team in the toughest division in football with the exception of the San Diego Chargers. With a prized young QB in Derek Carr the Raiders are back in the Superbowl conversation.
by RRRRRRRAAAAAAIIIDDERRRRRZZZ April 7, 2017
A Team that every player wants out of, or refuses to be a part of. Fans of the team are known as "Cholos" or "Homies"
Marcus Allen: Spent most of his Career with the Raiders, goes into the Hall of Fame as a Chief
Jerry Rice: Spent Some of Career with Oakland Raiders, retires a as a 49er
Rish Gannon: Retires after One Year as a Raider
Jerry Porter: Demands to be Traded
Ted Washington: Traded
Charles Woodson: Traded
I could go on and on
Jerry Rice: Spent Some of Career with Oakland Raiders, retires a as a 49er
Rish Gannon: Retires after One Year as a Raider
Jerry Porter: Demands to be Traded
Ted Washington: Traded
Charles Woodson: Traded
I could go on and on
by Pzuedo October 3, 2006
Also: faders, raders. A team in the Oakland area, came to the American Football League, round 1950-60. Sucked so bad at one point that their senile, idiot of a general manager, al davis, had moved to LA, probably to stink that great city up. Well, they moved back to Oakland, to continue their tradition of losing horribly. that fatass john madden wanted to coach there. The fans seem like obvious freaks, so beware if your ever in a raders game, for you might get severely retared hanging around a rader fan. Made Randy Moss turn lazy and looked washed up. The only people to like the raders, well, the majority of them could fill a loony bin 10 times over. For Godssake, JaMarcus Russell is obviously smart enough to keep away from the raders as of now. Keep hangin on JaMarcus, somebody else is coming to rescue you! To sum it up, sucked doggy balls then, suck doggy balls now. oh and they're wannabe gangsters, couldn't even use the name "apple dumpling gang" cuz that'd sound too masculine to fit the raders. sorry if this is too long.
Antonio: y'know that sign in the philly eagles stadium wall that says "When we Recycle, everybody wins."?
Jerry: yeah? what does that gotta do with the oakland raiders?
Antonio: they mean:"when we recycle, everybody wins...... except the raiders!
to quote sportswriter Mike Freeman: "Oakland is making the Arizona Cardinals look like the New England Patriots."
Jerry: yeah? what does that gotta do with the oakland raiders?
Antonio: they mean:"when we recycle, everybody wins...... except the raiders!
to quote sportswriter Mike Freeman: "Oakland is making the Arizona Cardinals look like the New England Patriots."
by dr. cris August 19, 2007
the feeling that whatever you do, whenever you do it you will always get screwed in the end no matter what
person 1: i got a winning lottery ticket yesterday
person 2: oh nice how much money did you win
person 1: nothing right as i found out i got robbed at gunpoint
person 2: wow you seriously got oakland raidered
person 2: oh nice how much money did you win
person 1: nothing right as i found out i got robbed at gunpoint
person 2: wow you seriously got oakland raidered
by lokester712 October 10, 2010