Pool Noodle 

A teenage guy who thinks he is the absolute shit, but in reality just a weak, flimsy, bony, and cocky individual. They only listen to mainstream rap artists and use daddy's money to flaunt their wealth. They have no muscular strength whatsoever, but still manage to get the hottest girls. Pool Noodles are typically out wearing short shorts with boat shoes and preppy shirts.

I can crush that pool noodle like a toothpick!

Pool Noodle by ThatRichSmartGuy February 8, 2020

Pool Noodle 

A girl usually 5 feet or under that has an obsession with gaming and tacos; and continuously uses "Bye" or "Holmes" in sentences.

Kendra at the Help desk is such a Pool Noodle because all she ever does is play ZELDA and eat cheap tacos.

Pool Noodle by SeaCureItTee_Goord February 26, 2018

Pool noodle 

Snake in disguise

Man: did you see that pool noodle
Other man: fuck off it bit me
Man: pool noodles are harmless relax
Other man: “dead”
Man: mate?

Pool noodle by boomer inc. August 14, 2021

Pool Noodle 

Someone who is sloppy drunk

Can’t stand up straight

Someone who Wobbles

Look at this muppet, just pool noodled
This guy can’t swim, he’s noodled

Pool Noodle by Muppet23 October 10, 2021

Pool Noodle RIZZ

Someone who has asked out someone with a pool noodle. Evan Daddy Humpme's is the founder.

Damn bro u got that pool noodle rizz

Pool Noodle RIZZ by Lqwidz July 4, 2023

Pool noodle 

A pool noodle is a white guy that likes being around Asian women around a pool

Look at Sean over there. He’s having a backyard summer pool party with his uni students from his Asian fashion class he teaches. He’s so happy. What a pool noodle!

Pool noodle by Bowslosski December 15, 2023

Pool noodle 

A pool noodle is a white man who likes hanging around Asian girls by the swimming pool

Omg!Look at Declan over there living life! He invited his Asian fashion class students over for a pool party and bbq. He only dates a certain type of girl now! What a pool noodle!

Pool noodle by Bowslosski December 27, 2023