when you have that new car smell (or the air freshener) and that super stanky dank ass weed in the car inc. the smell after smoking.
new car air freshener and i just got done smoking a (fat blunt, bong, bowl, joint or pipe) than it smells like new car dank
by dxfgxdhxgfh February 7, 2011
the act of farting into a vent in one of your friends car before he/she gets in, then aiming the vent right at them, and turning it on.
by Rich Rubel September 20, 2006
by TalangLOL May 1, 2010
A New Mexico Pace Car is the act of sitting with your buttocks above your head (preferably on a wall at a 45° angle) and pooping onto the front of yourself. The goal of the New Mexico Pace Car is to outrun your excrement before it slides into your mouth using your penis as a shift knob.
Co-Worker 1: "Hey man, what'd you do this weekend?"
Co-Worker 2: "Well, I figured since it was the anniversary of my divorce I'd celebrate by giving myself a New Mexico Pace Car and watching re-runs of M.A.S.H."
Co-Worker 2: "Well, I figured since it was the anniversary of my divorce I'd celebrate by giving myself a New Mexico Pace Car and watching re-runs of M.A.S.H."
by MygrantGlassCo June 15, 2015
"After I was leaving the stall to take a big shit, there was a New Jersey Clown Car waiting to go in after me."
by Frippertronics February 19, 2016
Girl: Wow guys 32 this time, that's a new record.
Guy: Wait, we can fit a few more.
Girl: What? Wher...(several dicks shoved in her mouth)
Guy: Yep, that's a New Yorker Clown Car record all right.
Guy: Wait, we can fit a few more.
Girl: What? Wher...(several dicks shoved in her mouth)
Guy: Yep, that's a New Yorker Clown Car record all right.
by Perplexing Enigma April 19, 2011
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