National kick a boy named Jacob day

November 19th is National Kick a boy named Jacob day. Any kid named Jacob, kick them.

Random person:“Hey Jacob it’s National kick a boy named Jacob day”
Jacob: “uh oh..”

by Skskmoto November 19, 2019

National “Kiss anyone named Moses” Day

If you know anyone named “Moses” then you are required to kiss them.

someone: hey, it’s National “Kiss anyone named Moses” Day
someone named moses: say less!

by Moses Day February 26, 2020

National N and L names fuck day

A day where people who’s names start with N and L must have sex on May 15th

Luci: I’m so excited to fuck Nicole today for national N and L names fuck day
Albert: Wow I sure wish I could celebrate a day like this

by nives24645 May 15, 2021

National Name a Leaf Day

On November fourth, go find a leaf and name it

Hey bob, is November 4th!
What’s happening on November fourth Larry?
National name a leaf day! You have to go find a leaf and name it!

by Googlyeyejeff November 1, 2019

National Hate Your Friend Named Chris Day

a day to hate chris

Tom: Oh hey chris
Nick: No it’s National Hate your Friend Named Chris day
Tom: Ok. Fuck you Chris

by tismicchildren November 1, 2019

National Blonde hair blue eyes boys named Liam day

A day commencing on September the 3rd, honouring all boys/men with blonde hair and blue eyes, particularly those named "Liam". This day requires you to splash out $5 to every boy who falls under these characteristics.

"Today, is National blonde hair blue eyes boys named Liam day, better give every Liam with blonde hair and blue eyes $5!"

by lmlm99 September 2, 2021

National Stairban A Furry Named Zirin Day

National Stairban A Furry Named Zirin Day is the day when you can stairban a furry that is named zirin.

"oh shit i just got stairbanned"
"haha it is National Stairban A Furry Named Zirin Day"
"I'm not named zirin and I'm not a furry"
"oh"

by \\\/\ October 27, 2020