a fat person that likes to have sex with turtles and eat midgets. A guy that likes to touch peoples nipples regardless of their gender. A guy that distrubutes child pornography. Makes children cry, and makes old ladies shit themselves.
by no muscles September 14, 2010
It is when a woman let's a man cum in her mouth. Then she puff's out her cheeks like a dragon and after mumbling something to get the man's attention, slaps her hands against her cheeks and spits his semen back at him yelling "Suprise!!"
Girl 1: "Guess what I did to my man last night?"
Others: "What?"
Girl 1: "I gave him a mushu Suprise after he forgot my birthday!"
Others: "What?"
Girl 1: "I gave him a mushu Suprise after he forgot my birthday!"
by Mightymushu December 3, 2019
(KUH zoo KEE moo SHOO) The sex move when a woman does a handstand against a wall while a man simultaneously swings on a pull up bar (or anything that would serve a similar purpose) and inserts his penis in her vagina/asshole as he swings in. Acknowledged as one of the most difficult and dangerous sex moves known to man.
Dude I got a pull up bar yesterday and my girlfriend is a kinky bitch so I'm gonna kuzuki mushu with her. Hopefully I don't crush my right nut.
by hersko is a boss December 3, 2009