Morlock

The best human on a planet. aka my last names so this is more of a joke to me.

Morlock is the best

by OfficalYoha February 28, 2017

Morlock

The state of en erect male penis.

He became morlock in class.

by sgagrsgerg March 27, 2019

Morlock crackfiend

The faceless moron who ruins things for the productive people on the surface with incomprehensibly illogical rules; regional manager. Resides in a subterranean world in which crack is smoked incessantly, and policy is written whilst under the influence of crack.

Business was running smoothly until the morlock crackfiend imposed the hiring policy. Now all the new hires are brainless, useless Eloi people.

by no-one of consequence November 17, 2003

chase morlock

a noun to use for someone who’s fiening for more.

“yooo it’s a chase morlock”-madi
“yeah HES FEINING FOR MORE”-jordanna

by chasemorlockfan69 February 07, 2024

Morlocking

When two men, who both have handlebar mustaches, 69 in a way where they are locked together by tieing their mustache to the other mans dingleberries forcing violent rimming.

Don’t go in that stall, those two guys are Morlocking.

by REIM170 January 21, 2023