Morlock is the best
by OfficalYoha March 1, 2017
The faceless moron who ruins things for the productive people on the surface with incomprehensibly illogical rules; regional manager. Resides in a subterranean world in which crack is smoked incessantly, and policy is written whilst under the influence of crack.
Business was running smoothly until the morlock crackfiend imposed the hiring policy. Now all the new hires are brainless, useless Eloi people.
by no-one of consequence November 18, 2003
When two men, who both have handlebar mustaches, 69 in a way where they are locked together by tieing their mustache to the other mans dingleberries forcing violent rimming.
by REIM170 January 21, 2023