mooncake

A Chinese pastry often given as a sign of love or sex.

Boy: hi would you like some mooncake?
Girl: Sure! but im not sleeping with you :)

by Cassiopia1 September 27, 2010

mooncaked

When mooncakes are shoved into your face unexpectedly.

Billy: You hear about Bob?
Jimmy: Yeah, I heard he got mooncaked.
Billy: Poor bastard.

by poopsack69 May 23, 2010

mooncake

to dance in an odd manner which appears to resemble hugging

Broennoen mooncaked gracefully over to the Linux box.

by JASR~ April 9, 2003

Mooncake Ache

The feeling during Lunar New Year when the mooncakes (delivered by Brandon Zhao) that Arian stuffed into your orifices begin to cause tension and strain within your body, leading to potentially debilitating pain and the inability to dodge socks thrown at you from deadly assailants.

May also be caused by consuming too many mooncakes.

Josh: Mr. Shi I don't feel so good...

Andrew: Ooof I guess that's the mooncake ache kicking in.

Josh: I guess even the "Ragin Cajun" isn't immune to high calorie baked goods

by Mystery Assassin February 6, 2019

Salty Mooncake

A sexual act where a salty solution is inserted into a moon cake like part of the body

"yo dude took this girl home last night. gave her one salty mooncake alright. . .."

high five

by Chinkalinka September 25, 2010

Snow Skin Mooncake

When you are having anal with an Asian and right before climaxing you pull out and finish on their ass. Coating their butt cheeks in a snowy white residue.

1.

"Thank you for your snow skin mooncake, Catherine"

"As long as you like it, Ken. ^_^"

2.
"The Mid-Autumn Festival starts today! Would you like to celebrate by coming over to my place and enjoying a snow skin mooncake?"

by No_Dice_6 September 13, 2019

Shiny Mooncake

Cake with moonshine

A: "Did you put moonshine in your cake?"
B: "Yes, I made a shiny mooncake"

by Pok3rf4ce May 7, 2023