A small chinese penguin, that feels attracted to large gorillas. They also never shower in the mornings as a sign for mating
by James Allan May 6, 2008
by Quirkly February 19, 2011
A cross breed between a goblin and a troll, a Moffat doesnt live beneath a bridge and doesnt eat sheep but takes pleasure in seeing little children. Also has an extremely odd personality but when provoked will get very angry
by jp29 July 7, 2012
/ˈmɒfət/ (moffating, to moffat, moffated, moffats etc.)
Basically trolling a fandom by ending a TV series season with a cliffhanger, an extremely frustrating ending and/or killing of a character and (optionally) then going on a hiatus for more than a year, all the while managing to make said fandom still love you.
After moffating a fandom there will be A) a lot of online sadness for the deceased character and/or B) internet (crack)theories and/or C) quite a bit of good old fashioned Internet rage against the writer of the episode. Good examples are Sherlock or Doctor Who.
Basically trolling a fandom by ending a TV series season with a cliffhanger, an extremely frustrating ending and/or killing of a character and (optionally) then going on a hiatus for more than a year, all the while managing to make said fandom still love you.
After moffating a fandom there will be A) a lot of online sadness for the deceased character and/or B) internet (crack)theories and/or C) quite a bit of good old fashioned Internet rage against the writer of the episode. Good examples are Sherlock or Doctor Who.
Person 1: Oh my god! Did you see the ending of {insert series}? Classic moffat.
Person 2: Yes, the forums are going crazy with theories!
Person 2: Yes, the forums are going crazy with theories!
by Someone on the Internet July 13, 2013
someone who hides prefferably from the law for example a taxman or a police officer in order not to pay his taxes or bills
by biddy bit of bergos June 18, 2008
Being shot, kicked, punched, slapped, shanked, etc. in the feels by Steven Moffat, the bringer of darkness and king of evil. BEWARE. THE. MOFFAT.
Also, being a character in Doctor Who, Sherlock, etc. and being killed off by Moffat.
Also, being a character in Doctor Who, Sherlock, etc. and being killed off by Moffat.
Ouch, Moffat just slapped me in the feels! I've been Moffated!
Dude, I think Rose Tyler was Moffated.
I've been Moffates! I need... more... Sherlock...*dies*.
Dude, I think Rose Tyler was Moffated.
I've been Moffates! I need... more... Sherlock...*dies*.
by Forever._.Fangirling December 1, 2014
by Marty Scanlon November 7, 2007