The day where a straight up God is born. You’re attractive and funny and everyone loves being around you, many people have a crush on you so go get them! However anyone born on May 24th is a coke addict and that’s their only downfall.
Hey look at that girl she’s so beautiful
Her?
Yeah, she was born on May 24th
Damn they lowkey be coke addicts though
Her?
Yeah, she was born on May 24th
Damn they lowkey be coke addicts though
by lndr November 14, 2019
by YaMainBitchBiBi May 24, 2019
by Neon_Cancer May 5, 2020
The day a strong, kind, and hot af person was born. They are the most loyal person you will ever meet, and they will never lie to you. You better know how incredibly lucky you are to have someone born on this day in your life, and better treat them like a fucking god because it doesn't get much better than them.
person #1: Happy birthday!
person #2: Thanks!
person #3: wait, your birthday is may 24th? wow, no wonder I like you so much, we should go out sometime!
person #2: no way, I am dating (insert person #1 name here) and I would never cheat on them, it's nice to meet you though.
person #1: I am so lucky to have you (insert person #2 name here)!
person #2: Thanks!
person #3: wait, your birthday is may 24th? wow, no wonder I like you so much, we should go out sometime!
person #2: no way, I am dating (insert person #1 name here) and I would never cheat on them, it's nice to meet you though.
person #1: I am so lucky to have you (insert person #2 name here)!
by The favorite <3 June 24, 2022
Give your boyfriend back his sweaters day
Day where your girlfriend has to return all the sweaters you've given her
Day where your girlfriend has to return all the sweaters you've given her
by awesomeness7757 May 19, 2022
if you’re born on this day, that means ur a LEGEND and everyone knows who you are. you are attractive and funny and your a straight up god.
by lucyxxxxxx May 3, 2022