mandruff

used to describe bitter hook fingered grey haired old men

look at john he is such a mandruff

by D Chich June 12, 2008

mandruff

One day, some stoned happy chappy was thinking of things that rhymed with dandruff, and by some happy coincidence, along came a man inflicted with the 'druff, to which stoned happy chappy cried, 'Mandruff!'
And so it was. Do you see?

Hairdresser: ah jeez, your head is mandruff central, dude. You ever thought about modelling for christmas cards?
Dude: Oh christ no!

by Nat October 24, 2004

mandruff

Dandruff inconveniently located on the head of an older man.

"Should I give that homeless guy some money?"

"No way, he has mandruff."

by M4RC0 D April 14, 2010

mandruff

dead skin, concealed beneath facial hair, that flakes away when you play with it, leaving a trail of snow down the front of your shirt. very similar to the concept of dandruff, but mostly only applicable to men.

dude, you've got mandruff. shampoo your face.

by cunning stunts September 29, 2009