Make Out Sandwich

When you're at a party the two couples next to you are making out and you're in the middle, forever alone. And you're fifth wheeling like a champ and pretending to be occupied elsewhere because those blonde asian bitches won't dance with your sorry ass. So then you're just standing there between those lovers sucking face.

This phenomenon first occurred at JMaddy.

MT: I can't get over that awkward make out sandwich from last night. Like I'd come up for air and you'd just be standing there. Loser.
MC: :( No one loves me
RV: Never partying with you again. Lame sauce.

by 4everalonest@r September 6, 2011

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Making tuna sandwiches

Slang for having a wank

An example of making tuna sandwiches is :
OMG dude I just made tuna sandwiches and now my hands stink

by Stu89 February 12, 2007

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sandwich making workshop

After kindergarden, the only necessary schooling for a woman in order to live a successful, meaningful, and productive life.

Dave: Have your wife make us sandwiches now!
Bob: My wife doesn't make sandwiches.
Dave: Are you serious? What good is she then? She obviously wasted he time in high school and college and neglected a sandwich making workshop.
Bob: Now that you mention that, your right. What was I thinking?

by women_make_them_men_eat_them April 20, 2010

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Make me a sandwich

A sexist phrase that a male says to a female when he's drunk and/or hungry.

*GIRL TALKING TO FRIEND*

Girl: My boyfriend keeps yelling at me, "MAKE ME A SANDWICH, BITCH!" He's being sexist and now I need a good comeback to say to him.. ANY SUGGESTIONS?

Guy friend: Well, you better comeback with a god damn sandwich.

by da tr00f July 28, 2009

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