"I wonder if John can keep up with Sherlock in bed."
"Don't be an idiot, he learned the clarinet in school."
"Don't be an idiot, he learned the clarinet in school."
by J.H.W. November 4, 2012
Girl: EYYYY BOYy guess what? I learned the CLARINET at school.
Guy: Ohh gurl my bedroom is just a taxi ride away
Guy: Ohh gurl my bedroom is just a taxi ride away
by twotwoonebee November 4, 2012
In BBC's TV miniseries Sherlock, John Watson, (boyfriend to Sherlock Holmes) is discussing his various talents which include physical and mental flexiblilty, parenthetically adding at the very end of a long list "I learned the clarinet at school."
by dappertophatter November 4, 2012
V. Euphemistic, means "giving a fantastic blowjob" among the more subtle circles of sex-driven musicality. Frequently whispered by lusty musicians both in and out of educational environments.
"Man that was some fine clarinet lernin' going on at school today," said J.W. as he wiped the cum from his lips.
"I certainly learned the clarinet at school well today."
"I certainly learned the clarinet at school well today."
by Mycroft H. November 4, 2012
"Let's just say she learned the clarinet at school," John replied, as his mates crowed loudly and patted him on the back.
by Ferretsoup November 4, 2012
by There I fixed it. November 4, 2012
'I learned the clarinet at school.'
'I look forward to it.'
'Have sex with me.'
'Why should I?'
'Come on, I learned the clarinet at school.'
'COMING!'
'I look forward to it.'
'Have sex with me.'
'Why should I?'
'Come on, I learned the clarinet at school.'
'COMING!'
by Johnlock November 4, 2012