Kalens are very extraordinary and one of a kind. They are usually very fruity and like to mess around. They often resemble some type of animals, such as turtles. The tolerance for gays are usually as small as his dick, but don't let them trick you as they are hiding something about their sexuality from you ;). They usually like to change their hairstyle often and are very quirky.
Frank: Damn who was that guy you were talking to?
Lisa: Some guy called Kalen, he's very quirky.
Frank: I want to be like a Kalen!
Lisa: Some guy called Kalen, he's very quirky.
Frank: I want to be like a Kalen!
by Peter File ;) July 19, 2022
When you sneeze after eating some nasty ass cafeteria pizza and the projectile of snot that comes out of your nose literally covers your Michael Jordan t-shirt sleeve in nose shit and everyone leaves the table. And then this stupid ass arab doesn't get that someones shirt just got 9/11'd on with boogies.
by Shraban Baishnab September 24, 2011
Kalen is the type of guy with the longest wood that could pattern tomiwa any day and all of the Nansen know
by Shmuck25 August 26, 2019
by Spagetti Meetballs January 13, 2010
A friend like her is hard to get.
she is loyal, honest and kind.
Kalene is smarter than you think, maybe even smarter than you, so always keep her by your side, because when times get rough, she is the one to go to.
she is loyal, honest and kind.
Kalene is smarter than you think, maybe even smarter than you, so always keep her by your side, because when times get rough, she is the one to go to.
by Carinay January 8, 2011
by brbrix December 21, 2020