KOD

Abbreviated for King Of Dorksters. He or she 'leader' or 'person in charge' of a group of dorksters. The King of Dorksters usually have a more 'dorky' characteristic compared to other dorksters in the same & particular group. The King of Dorksters only retires when someone more 'silly', 'foolish' and 'lame' successfully challenges with the current KOD by having more 'dorky' characteristic than the current KOD.

A conversation between Person A and Person B.
Person A: My ambition is to become the KOD!!!
Person B: LMAO, in your dreams dude. You are 100 years not silly enought to become one.

by suki~ July 1, 2006

KOD

Kick on Dick

You had better shut your mouth, else u would get a KOD!

by koffeebeanzz May 16, 2010

KOD

King
Of

Dick
He who is KOD has big gay.

Hey, look at the KOD over there I wish he would give me his big gay.

by Littlegay420 August 9, 2018

kodding

verb combination of kidding and joking. ~pronounced kOdding~

The act of deceiving or playing someone in a non-harmful, teasing way, generally to cause amusement. Usually preceded by some form of light sarcasm or untruthful phrase.

"Hey man, your mom said that if you don't let me eat your pizza she's going to take away your car for 9 weeks."
"SERIOUSLY?"
"Nah, I'm just kodding."

Krista: "You have a pop quiz tomorrow on every element in the Periodic Table, and I'm not kodding."
Class: "Why..."

by ihavechemistryshoes January 10, 2012

Kod

A kod is basically a kid but who eats toe cheese and eyebros and your family support and the main roads (sadly) a kod is when the persons mama llama is lariola but lariola gets u pagnita and u start to bit ur toes and have lil fongers

Hey! Wait ur kod, ur lariolas child...EWWW U TOE CHEESE FREAK UR LIKE UR MAMA...LARIOLA!!!!

by MyotheruserisUrmomispergnit August 30, 2023

Kod

The name of a popular and really cool guy

Woah, do you know Kod? He’s so cool

by carpetfish October 16, 2023

KODS

pronounced cods

Meaning King Of The Dusches

Someone of this nature is not only a pompus jackass, they are the leader of the entire pompus jackass clan.

Cory is such a KODS! I can't believe he expected everyone else to watch his kids so he could play on his computer all night long.

by SoKinkos July 13, 2008