Kanye for President? That would make Kim the First Lady, and all the other Kard-tards would become official royal First Flunkies.
Man, I gotta find a new country...
Man, I gotta find a new country...
by 2TD September 1, 2015
The process of buying a video card, taking said card out of the box, shinkwrapping the box with some socks inside.
by VINce November 13, 2003
person a: why did u sleep with my mans
Lara Kardes: Cz im (Lara)
Now u c, if (Lara) was a (NORMAL) human being she wouldve said sorry and apologized
Lara Kardes: what i basically said in the start of this (meaningful) text
Lara Kardes: Cz im (Lara)
Now u c, if (Lara) was a (NORMAL) human being she wouldve said sorry and apologized
Lara Kardes: what i basically said in the start of this (meaningful) text
by Mr.Quack lookinass tf November 17, 2019
A female, usually Brunette whose bloodlines can often be traced back to that of Jersey/Geordie women. The Kard Rat Idololises the superficial world and look of the Kardashian family.
The Kard Rat looks like she has been punched in the mouth and just loves it!
While most normal people want to avoid looking like they've had an allergic reaction to shellfish, the kard rat sees her swollen monkey lips as a sign of beauty and a show of power.
Passing her overweight body off as thick. She lies to herself and others about abusing her body with empowering female phrases like "real women have curves" or "bootay goalsss". Skin colour varies from fake orange to fake mud... great tits, completely nocturnal and survives soley on a diet of "likes"...
The Kard Rat looks like she has been punched in the mouth and just loves it!
While most normal people want to avoid looking like they've had an allergic reaction to shellfish, the kard rat sees her swollen monkey lips as a sign of beauty and a show of power.
Passing her overweight body off as thick. She lies to herself and others about abusing her body with empowering female phrases like "real women have curves" or "bootay goalsss". Skin colour varies from fake orange to fake mud... great tits, completely nocturnal and survives soley on a diet of "likes"...
"Hey bro you should have a crack at that brunette with the huge ass tittaysss"
"Yeah nah she's a Kard rat man, ill have a few more drinks and tell her I'm a DJ on my way out"
"Yeah nah she's a Kard rat man, ill have a few more drinks and tell her I'm a DJ on my way out"
by Mrcl86 February 9, 2020
"YO BRO DID YOU SEE GHIM KARDING BRO"
"BRO WHAT YOU MEAN"
"LONG KARDING"
"OH SHIT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT HE WAS BANGING KARDEN DOWN TEH STREET!!"
"BRO WHAT YOU MEAN"
"LONG KARDING"
"OH SHIT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT HE WAS BANGING KARDEN DOWN TEH STREET!!"
by Ghim Karding October 19, 2023
A cool guy who plays the videogame KARDS. The ones who play as Sovjet have probably long hair. They think that their ultra epic status comes from the fact that the combine their meta knowlege with a plethera of WWII facts to make them a overdramaric bezzerwizzer ingame.
by ultra-epic-kards-gamer May 18, 2020