Birthdays in the month of July is another way of saying that your father failed No Nut November. Through the dna passed to you from your father you obtain at least 50% failure.
Me: hey when’s your birthday
Friend: July 3rd
Me: wow your dad only lasted 3 days, you are a failure
Friend: July 3rd
Me: wow your dad only lasted 3 days, you are a failure
by ifyouaskmewhojoemamaisyourgay October 22, 2019
A smart, goofy, gorgeous girl that is named after the month she was born in. She always makes everyone laugh and any time with her is a good time. She is always there for you when you need her and is always down for an adventure! A perfect mix of laid back and ambition.
by vivaveggies February 19, 2018
I like July because it’s assumption awareness month and people need to understand that assumptions can cause bullying, cyber bullying, harassment, assault ,suicide and much more
by Rustydog04 May 29, 2021
The personification of beauty. If all the gods came together and created the most magnificent creature to ever walk the earth, she would be a Juli. The standard 1 through 10 ranking system does not apply, a Juli is automatically a 15, truly establishing a new level of beauty.
by GMoneyD October 8, 2008
by rookers27 September 13, 2008
Juli is a hot girl with a bit of an attitude. She loves the outdoors and you can count on Juli to always to make you cry with laughter. She's the full package with her looks, humor, athleticism, and overall personality.
by Nicolas Jackson December 30, 2016