Jonk

Owned plz, One who is owning people, one who can shove arrows through your ass.
Liek OMFG Jonk is chasing me through the wildy kicking my ass!!!
by Insulin March 13, 2005
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Jonke

A Jonke is when someone says something funny
Person 1: hey mom wanna hear a funny Jonke?
Person 2: son you have to let us go, the house burning down wasn’t your fault
by Shtir0ast June 26, 2019
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jonk

jonk complains about things
jonk
by BloodyPickleHD February 11, 2021
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Jonk

To have coitus with someone
Jamal will jonk Tenzing
Jamal and Tenzing will consensually jonk
by Koala3216 November 08, 2021
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Jonk

To fail a really simple task in the worst way possible.

Term originally coined by WorstPremadeEver, a British streamer group.
"You've just gone and jonked it!"
by MaD2Fan2018 April 11, 2023
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Jonk

That man Eric is a jonk.
by Leo35 December 27, 2022
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Jonk

Slang term for female or feminin person other variation is nigga-jonk gay-jonk from the book of Obscene
Looka dat fine jonk ova there!

i can't stand that fagget-jonk!
by Quranic October 24, 2008
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