"They call me the Jockey!"- ME
"Whats that mean?"-Some dumb whore at the bar.
"Well my dear, I am hung like a horse but I look like the jockey."- Me
"Ok lets leave now...I want you to ride me big boy."-Some dumb whore at the bar
"Whats that mean?"-Some dumb whore at the bar.
"Well my dear, I am hung like a horse but I look like the jockey."- Me
"Ok lets leave now...I want you to ride me big boy."-Some dumb whore at the bar
by Jerry Stephens July 29, 2008
A colloquialism in the north west of England, offering a variation in terms of usage and meaning in the term "Jockey". The new slang implies that a person "Jockeys" something in order to control or manouver an item or challenge. For example the term has been used in the following context:
by ANGRYMike May 4, 2007
A girl who rides cock in a very fast, jarring motion akin to that of a horse jockey rapidly oscillating on the back of a steed with hooves pumping into the earth causing a tempestuous rumble in the bowels of the earth.
This is known to cause more pain than pleasure.
Jockeys are often found in their natural environment of a party bus for freshman birthday parties.
This is known to cause more pain than pleasure.
Jockeys are often found in their natural environment of a party bus for freshman birthday parties.
Person 1: "Damn, Erin went all jockey on Luke last night on the party bus huh?"
Person 2: "Yeah shit that had to have been painful for him... it didn't even look fun!"
Person 2: "Yeah shit that had to have been painful for him... it didn't even look fun!"
by Jockeynator3000 January 25, 2011
verb. Doing a line of coke off another man's boner. This can be either the giving or the receiving type.
by addieland November 12, 2007
A person required to operate simple equipment or machinery as part of a menial job. A great put-down when accompanied by the name of the item they're forced to use every day.
Used creatively the term monkey is another fine contender for the same role.
Used creatively the term monkey is another fine contender for the same role.
Wesley: "Sean tried to tell us he was the office's Commercial Manager, but it turned out he just makes tea."
Aaron: "What a jumped-up kettle jockey!"
Paula: "I'm forty years old and you're demoting my role to checkout jockey?"
Store Manager: "Yup. Close the door on your way out."
Aaron: "What a jumped-up kettle jockey!"
Paula: "I'm forty years old and you're demoting my role to checkout jockey?"
Store Manager: "Yup. Close the door on your way out."
by dickyboy June 30, 2006
by Blackers April 7, 2004
First, your girlfriend must have her hair tied up in a ponytail. Once you have begun doggy-style sex with her, cut off her pony tail when passion reaches its height. When she looks back to question your procedure, commence whipping her with her own ponytail.
"I totally did The Jockey with Lauren last night, and when she looked back to ask me what the hell I was doing, I gave her a mouthful of PONYTAIL."
by Matt Ulshafer November 20, 2007