An incredibly gorgeous girl who is also smart funny and has a banging body. She is very athletic but can also eat more than anyone and considers this a skill. She is kind and I would really like to go on a date with her.
by 123j456 September 13, 2018
1. Ja'mepelle Jeanette.
2. I wanted to buy a mug with my name on it, but they never have the name Jeanette on them!
2. I wanted to buy a mug with my name on it, but they never have the name Jeanette on them!
by nette92 October 28, 2007
A very beautiful crazy girl that walks into walls at target, gets busy with the printer/copier/scanner, gets caught getting busy, is scared of hamsters yawning, hates lactose! always has her friends laughing so hard their stomachs hurt! you need to find the next jeanette nearest you!
by lovem3 March 23, 2010
The most beautiful woman you'll ever meet. A normal name in Scandinavia, as they have the biggest penises in the whole world, and thus Jeanett has the best pussy
by Potato-Carrot May 15, 2016
to be completely and utterly intoxicatd to the point of incapacitation.
"Bra, I was so jeanette last night."
by J'net October 14, 2007
by NOTATHERAPIST January 27, 2020
Finding out that your friend Jeanette's parents are very closely related, even closer than cousins. usually follows that awkward question "Why do you have six fingers on each hand....?"
Mel : "Hey Jeanette! How come you have three legs, dude??"
Jeanette "It's 'cause of my Jeanettics dawg. My brother's my dad!"
Mel "OOH" Hi six, sista!"
Jeanette "It's 'cause of my Jeanettics dawg. My brother's my dad!"
Mel "OOH" Hi six, sista!"
by Schmilliemoo March 14, 2011