IBM

Instant Boner Marker.

The acronym is pretty self explanatory. To be used to describe a hot chick. If she is hot enough to be an IBM, you will get a boner instantly.

Damnn check her our, she's an IBM (Instant boner maker).

by fattymatty3000 June 26, 2011

IBM

IBM: Inches Below Minge. When describing how long a mini-/microskirt is - the number of inches below the minge, that the skirt stops.

1: Did you see that girl's skirt?!
2: No, what was the IBM?
1: Less than 1!
2: Shit, man! You get all the luck!

by Minge Tickler May 4, 2010

IBM

International Business Machines, or In Barry's Mom

I'm gettin' IBM tonight!!!!!

by buddybacon July 24, 2008

IBM

A company whose Global Services consultants are some of the most arrogant and poorly trained technologists in the history of the world.

We hired IBM Global Services and subsequently went bankrupt.

by x-IBMer August 16, 2003

IBM

I Blame Microsoft

Thank you for calling I Blame Microsoft.

by Anonymous March 13, 2003

IBM

ibm is an acronym for "international business machines." it is a widely known computer company.

ibm started quite a while ago - we could probably safely assume around the time of ENIAC, or earlier. they created a standard in computers (i.e., an ibm-compatible machine) and are still around.

despite ibm's age, they never broke up like ma bell.

bill:i got an ibm machine
pill:sweeeeeeet

by unusu-al May 23, 2004

IBM

Itty Bitty Mexican

I'm 5'0 and Hispanic! I'm an IBM!

by foodboy96 February 4, 2021