If said by dad, you are FUCKED. That is, unless you play the "SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I POP MY GAT AND SHOOT YOU IN THE FUCKIN FACE!" card.
by fuck boy October 19, 2004
by tmkkmt February 7, 2019
by thesilentblulemon March 23, 2021
something to say to confuse people, be random or silly, or to use when you don't understand something
The science teacher starts talking in scientific terms. you definately don't understand what he's saying. He then asks you a question about it and you don't know the answer. so you say i don't speak pineapple. or you can use it to be random around your friends.
by claire church name maybe June 2, 2009
(n) A phrase used mostly by hypebeasts. You aren't allowed to say this unless you own airpods and have waves
Goofy nigga: Hey bro, you like my new earbuds?
*hypebeast walks in*
Goofy nigga's friend: Oh man, here comes the pussy that can't handle cords.
Hypebeast: The fuck you say to me you little shit? I don't speak broke, sorry I'm not sorry.
*hypebeast walks in*
Goofy nigga's friend: Oh man, here comes the pussy that can't handle cords.
Hypebeast: The fuck you say to me you little shit? I don't speak broke, sorry I'm not sorry.
by Chad's Chad February 1, 2019
phrase used after someone says something to you, but you have no idea what the hell he/she is talking about.
person: dude! did you know that mathematicians have discovered that the convergence of a sequence also means that for every epsilon greater than zero, there exists an number "N" such that if "n" is greater than "N" then the absolute value of the limit subtracted by the term is less than epsilon?
you: ....uhhh...
you: **short pause**
you: i don't speak japanese
you: ....uhhh...
you: **short pause**
you: i don't speak japanese
by alvin santos May 16, 2007
when someone says something in roblox and it comes out as (######################) you say "i dont speak tags"
RobloxUser123: ##############
CoolgamerProMaxGod: i dont speak tags
CoolgamerProMaxGod: i dont speak tags
by Furnomaly December 11, 2021