the designated person within a group of male friends who is given the important taste of taking (disarming) the grenade within a group of female friends
"Billy you are going to have to hurt locker the fat one."
"Hurt locker, there are 4 of us and only 3 of the 4 girls are hot, you're on duty tonight."
"Hurt locker, there are 4 of us and only 3 of the 4 girls are hot, you're on duty tonight."
by The Real Hurt locker August 25, 2011
1.An individual who is thoroughly skilled in taking down the unfortunate-looking girl of a group so that his friends may revel in the luxury of the other beauties.
2.The ultimate wing man
2.The ultimate wing man
by tela34 April 28, 2010
When you are severely hungover from a night of heavy drinking and are forced to confine yourself to your room for nearly the entire day.
'Hurt' is in reference to suffering or struggling from excessive drinking and 'locker' is in reference to being confined in a small, dark place to escape reality.
'Hurt' is in reference to suffering or struggling from excessive drinking and 'locker' is in reference to being confined in a small, dark place to escape reality.
"Dude, why I haven't heard from Chris all day?" "Oh it's best you just let him be man, he's in the hurt locker right now. He'll hit you back tomorrow I'm sure."
"Come on man, come out and drink with us for the game tonight!" "Nah if I do that then I'll end up calling out of work and putting myself in the hurt locker. I have a big meeting tomorrow so I have to avoid that at all costs."
"Come on man, come out and drink with us for the game tonight!" "Nah if I do that then I'll end up calling out of work and putting myself in the hurt locker. I have a big meeting tomorrow so I have to avoid that at all costs."
by CK12 August 30, 2013
the oscar winning best picture of 2009/10, a fantastic juxtaposition of cinematic genious/drivel based on a true story by someone who will have no social/political relevance to anyone anywhere globally in about 5 minutes. An artistic picture about the horrors and beauty of *something/whatever*, I didn't actually bother since I have no interest in Iraq/war.
and the hurt locker wins over avatar best picture of the year and that's why I don't care for the oscars enough to watch them. And superbad wins best comedy. Oh Jesus! Do not care, busy; rolling a joint now.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh October 5, 2010
By analogy from snot locker (military terminology for the nose), the heart is a person's hurt locker. It's the place where things that happen stay with us. Luckily, we keep joy in same place.
And what about Sgt James in the movie? Well, he's what's right about humans in a place that's all wrong. "I'm not here to fill his shoes," he says, "I'm just gonna do my best." To paraphrase Jules Winnfield: Check out the big heart in Will. ...even if there was only one thing he was still able to love.
And what about Sgt James in the movie? Well, he's what's right about humans in a place that's all wrong. "I'm not here to fill his shoes," he says, "I'm just gonna do my best." To paraphrase Jules Winnfield: Check out the big heart in Will. ...even if there was only one thing he was still able to love.
As soon as she returned to her grave, Emily Gibbs placed her twelfth birthday forever next to Geoge Webb in the hurt locker of her heart.
by Duke7x March 14, 2010
A place where damaging things and evilness is hidden as in where bush and the rr fundiematics and other repgunicans keep their lies and plans to destroy the constitution and free thought.
bush, frist, de lay or anyone from the admin mumbles,
"Thet thar hurt lokker is whar we keep all them lies and weppons thet we kin use against them thet we caint fool."
"Thet thar hurt lokker is whar we keep all them lies and weppons thet we kin use against them thet we caint fool."
by REAL AMERICAN VETERAN April 19, 2005
Being ass raped by your fellow sex deprived Marines while on duty in some shit-hole 3rd world country.
by Sacrament Ov Impurity July 7, 2009