1. A person who 'rapes' or molests' animals.

2. Someone who hits you in the face with thier penis.
1. Carly: Oh he's so cute!

Wade C.: You are all a bunch of hobknockers!

(as seen on Icarly)

2. Devin: Dude! Wtf, you hobknocker.
by inuyasha gurl Aka ashton August 3, 2009
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To hit someone in the face with the penis.
He was a real hobknocker!
by DefinitionsFortheSoul November 23, 2009
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An allegedly defamatory aspersion of ostensible British origon used chiefly to assert the recipient's overt practice of something decidedly "gross" and "illegal"; as spoken in the American sitcom television series "iCarly".
by Maimraid February 8, 2009
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a person who masterbates in public and therefore it is illegal.
check out that hobknocker.

dude thats awsome and illegal.
by carls to cool kubis June 4, 2009
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Not a real word that nick made up and people make up fake definitions
Hobknocker is not a real word
by Jackbuddy5736 February 22, 2016
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1- Someone who has sex with animals (and is apparently illegal)

2- Someone who pushes, or knock over, a hobo or bum
You are a filthy hobknocker!

British people call American people hobknockers becuase they find it insulting.

She knocked a homeless man on his unbathed ass, she must be a hobknocker
by Cookie C. <33 August 21, 2009
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A word which people think actually mean something nasty, even though all the definitions were made after the date the iCarly episode actually aired.
bob: icarly's disgusting. they said hobknocker, which means to slap your penis across someone's face

john: no you idiot it didn't mean anything before the episode. horny kids just started making random definitions on urbandictionary after the episode
by bobby cool kid 23 August 10, 2020
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