Hemi

Reference to the infamous 426 Hemi Chrysler engine. Probably the greatest engine ever built. 425 Horsepower at 6000 RPM. This engine was found in the Plymouth Roadrunner, Dodge Charger, Coronet, Superbird, Barracuda, and others. Chrysler recently began re-releasing the Hemi. The problem is it isn't really a Hemi. And it could never compare to the 426. The 426 is the only real Hemi.

426 Hemi. Any questions?

by roy harper July 31, 2004

Hemi

hemi iz me..dats my name 0.o

hemi hemika yeh dats my name in full

by Hemi August 17, 2004

Hemi

Ahhh the best motors ever raced. Used today used yesterday will always be used. Hemispherically combusted engine.

Anybody heard of Richard Petty? 1960's
426 Elephant Motor. 331 Firepower. HEMI 'Cuda HEMI Charger HEMI Superbird.

by Iron Man August 4, 2003

Hemi

Old Mopar engines used in Dodge/Chrysler cars such as Chargers, Super Bee's, Road Runners, Challengers, and other muscle cars. The name was derived for Hemispherical cylinder heads using a SOHC design. The new "Hemi's" are not actually Hemi's, but just a copyrighted name used to sell cars. New Hemi engines are simply a waste of fuel, space, and money. Dodge achives it's power these day by low-tech cheap in-efficient engines. With Chevy you get about the same performance with about double the MPG. Dodge talks about their new Viper-powered V-10 Ram, which is the fastest stock pickup in the world. Well last time I checked, people don't by pickups to go fast, they buy them for hauling shit.

Dodge Sucks.

I am quite positive if Chevy or Ford wanted to make the fastest stock truck in the world, they could, without using a super-car engine.

by Rice Hater August 8, 2005

Hemi

Often pointed out on a car to distract attention from the actual shitty car itself.

Joe Dirt: "Yeah, she's got a Hemi"

by k.derr July 12, 2009

Hemi

Best person ever by far. Can treat a girl good, and is very special. Hemi can be non-talkative, and can make your life so much more amazing. And ladies, if you end up getting him, trust me he's worth it ;) don't let him go. Also, you mess with him, his best friend will beat you up ;) He can also, be a spicy and salty guy. :')

Best friend: "So hemi how's your day?"
Hemi: "It was fine, someone was messing with me tho-"
Best friend: "If I get accused for murder, bail me out."

by Don't_ask_me_what_i_am January 24, 2018

Hemi

A hemi is that fat kid in your gym class, every class/ school has a hemi. The hemi in your gym class probably smells somewhat like a dead horse. A hemi typically likes little boys, and sucks at life in general. Hemi's often make funny faces when attepting to do something. (This can range from breathing to playing softball) When this "hemi" makes one laugh, the hemi usually has enough time to toss an insult your way because of your extreme laughing. This is when you call him fat.

Hemi- Your stupid!
Chris- JEZUZ.....u smell like a fuckin ass .........get ur thumb out of ur ass.
Aaron- AND TAKE A SHOWER!!
Dillon- Pancakes.

by The Terminator November 10, 2005