Helming 

Helming - (verb) The act of working the top of ones head into a vagina. When complete the owner of said vagina sits atop the head like a helmet.

Naomi is such a connoisseur of fetishes, she literally sets sexual trends. Right now she's enthused by helming and docking. It's so South Eastern European.

Helming by BrianSpastic March 5, 2010

helmeting 

A sexual practice, most likely between two men, in which the goal is for the one to insert his actual head into the anus of the other. This is accomplished by the receiver having his spincter muscle severed by a knife, so his ass cheeks more or less flap apart. The giver then lubes up his shaven head and goes to town. It is uncertain whether this practice is supposed to be (more) pleasurable for the giver, or the receiver.

Raoul had to go to the doctor's to have his butt cheeks sewn back together after he was finished helmeting.

helmeting by Big D June 15, 2003

hermeting 

Hermiting means the act of being a hermet crab staying in its shell but a human staying inside their house and not socializing with anyone.

Staying in his house hermeting

hermeting by hermeting - hermet June 13, 2015

Dog Helmeting

Act of doping a dog up with muscle relaxants and laxatives, putting it on top of your shaved head, pulling down on the hind legs, and stretching out its rectum to fit on your head like a hat.

Dog Helmeting: Known among aficionados as Dög Hëlmüting

Step 1. Shave your head. If the dog is long haired, shave the dog's posterior and rectum area as well;

Step 2. Feed dog laxatives and/or muscle relaxants disguised as doggie "treats" so that the dog rectum will expand and dialate wider;

Step 3. Lube now shaven head (if laxatives were used in the previous step, excess feces may be used as well);

Step 4. Place dog on top of head, rectum covering top of head. Careful for the head may become submerged in the rectal cavity causing suffocation;

Step 5. Spin dog.
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Dog Helmeting by doughelmut March 20, 2009

Helecting 

When being neglected by selective hearing. Very rude

Dalton was helecting me. How rude.

Helecting by Fiery otistic July 16, 2018

Helting 

When your very dorky friend wants to say “heating” and “melting” but also happens to be running on two brain cells

My legs are helting the milkshake -Kaylie

Helting by UhsTruths December 5, 2021

Helting 

The act of waking up covered in ejaculation due to not jacking off for extended periods of time. Eventually you’re body can’t take it and just empty’s your bag for you in your sleep.

Hey man I heard Jeff has been helting lately, someone said he woke up looking like a glazed donut.

Helting by Randy helting January 22, 2024