A place full of snakes, white trash, and most importantly 14 year olds with nicotine addictions. The only way to survive all the bullshit Hartland High throws at you is to not give two shits about what all the judgy ass people think. The teachers can be sexist and like any other high school you don’t learn shit about what your gonna need in the real world. Don’t waste your time in Hartland being fake to people and try to find a good friend group or it’s not gonna be a fun time. The snow days are pretty sick tho. Pass the weed!
by shitoris February 1, 2019
Bunch of fake 14 year olds who think they are going to get somewhere in life but only about four of them actually will. A bunch of mean girls who think they are the greatest thing that has ever graced the planet so be carful who your friends with you will be stabbed in the back faster than you can say basic white girl. And there parents are even worse basic soccer moms and football dad who say “ My child would never do such a thing” but it totally was there kid who was smoking in the bathroom.
Don’t trust anyone at Hartland Middle School
by Hartland person December 1, 2020
Example of how it's used in a sentence:
Person 1: You remember Rory Keane?
Person 2: Yeah, Rory Keane as Hartland Snyder in Oppenheimer!
Person 1: You remember Rory Keane?
Person 2: Yeah, Rory Keane as Hartland Snyder in Oppenheimer!
by courtofowls September 6, 2023
We all know the term you can’t have shit in Detroit right? Well have you heard the term we can’t have shit in Hartland. We still don’t have damn grass on our football fields, whenever it rains you would think the school was flooding with the amount of water spilling in and we can’t even get any damn A.C cause our chiller is broken. But hey at least we have a good hockey team?
Fuck Hartland highschool
by Sheeeit we ain’t go no mo A.C October 13, 2021