Harpoon

The battle cry called out to alert members of ones team that a shoulder launched rocket is going to be fired. In reference to the Rocket Propelled Grednade (RPG) looking like a whaling tool on some online applications.

Nick: "Harpoon!!!!"
Matt: "Oh thank god you said that or it would have hit me!!!"

Harpoon by Bitter Bacon March 26, 2008

Harpoon

A term often used for, when a piece of garlic has fallen on the floor and you step on it but your parents usual dry cleaner lady’s cat has died and instead of getting it cremated, they just shoved it in there oven for 567 degrees Celsius.

Omg Jenny did you hear about Joehanus’s Harpoon Incident?

Harpoon by bussylicker647 May 7, 2021

Harpoon

A belly button ring on a fat girl also known as a harpoon

Joe: Yo did you see that fat girl with a belly button piercing it was nasty!

Bob: That wasn't a belly button piercing that was a harpoon.

Joe: No wonder whaling is illegal.

Harpoon by Carabao July 8, 2010

Harpoon

Harpoon: Discreet Codename for an extremely Fat ugly Woman.

T: Look at that Fat Ass.
J: That Harpoon is soo fat it would take a Harpoon to kill that whale.

Harpoon by TROD August 8, 2005

Harpoon

During sex when ur jizzing on a girls face u poke her in the eye with ur penis.

Last night i gave madison a harpoon shes alright though

Harpoon by Harrtmonkey111 May 24, 2011

harpoon

The act of punching a hole in ones pocket to allow frequent masturbation in public places.

"That guys tim, I heard he harpooned his pockets"
"Yeah I thought he was a tosser"

harpoon by Serious Sam June 26, 2004

harpoon

to frequent a night spot for the sole purpose of meeting and engaging obese prospects for sex.

We're going to The Ritz to harpoon a fresh catch. Wanna come?

harpoon by Jaytex March 11, 2003