dog walkers handwarmer

After collecting your beloved poochies solid waste in a "dog shit bag", during the cold winter months this bungle of fun can also function as a hand warmer! Much cheaper than a peacock hand warmer and all the faf of filling it with lighter fuel !
Warning, DO NOT pierce bag when holding or whilst inside your pocket !

My hands were freezing taking the dog for a walk last night, but fortunately "Billy Muttley" had a shit, so I bagged it and made myself an instant dog walkers handwarmer.

by AndyAndyAndy January 22, 2018

Kentucky Handwarmer

The result of using an inside-out plastic bag as a glove to pick up after your dog.

Man, I walked Rufus today after his not having a walk yesterday. After his second stop, we had a good start on a Kentucky Handwarmer.

by sans culottes June 11, 2013

Ohio Handwarmer

An act involving men and women where genitals and hands are involved inside the others pants to keep them warm.

You see Meyers over there at the bar? It looks like he's getting himself an Ohio Handwarmer from that young lady!

by Tumor103 October 29, 2021

Hobo Handwarmer

When Hobo Harley takes a massive dump on a cold winter day, and passes the steaming pile of shit around to warm all other Hobo hands.

"Man it's fucking freezing out here, anybody got a Hobo handwarmer they wouldn't mind sparing?"

by Millrat November 15, 2018

Saskatoon Handwarmer

A Saskatoon Handwarmer is 1) a bad hockey player or 2) the act of defecating into a winter hat or pair of gloves.

Amber gave Bill a Saskatoon Handwarmer after the game because he was playing like one.

by Acetophetamin May 29, 2022