The equivalent to watching a puppy put into a meat grinder while somebody saws off your penis and or shoves a flaming dildo in your vagina. With its shitty game play, over powered host, many glitches, and inhabited by a swarm of fat 9 year olds who act tough over xbox to make up for their mediocre real lives, the player is guaranteed to feel strong urges of suicide or inflict massive amounts of self mutilation upon ones self.
Epic Games Intercom: Alright guys, so now that we've all joined the Nazi Alliance lets create a game that will rip America apart from the inside.... GEARS OF WAR 2
"After Game Release"
Gamer 1: omg im so happy for this game... (3 hrs later)... MY FUCKIN EYES OMFG AHHH!!!! must... end... it... "gun shot"
9 year old gamer: FuCk U NuBs!!! ChAiNsAw!!! I FuCkEd Ur MoM!!! I LoVe NaZi'S!!! GeT Me MoRe CuRLY FrIeS MoM!!!!
"After Game Release"
Gamer 1: omg im so happy for this game... (3 hrs later)... MY FUCKIN EYES OMFG AHHH!!!! must... end... it... "gun shot"
9 year old gamer: FuCk U NuBs!!! ChAiNsAw!!! I FuCkEd Ur MoM!!! I LoVe NaZi'S!!! GeT Me MoRe CuRLY FrIeS MoM!!!!
by Enatap Ynohtna February 17, 2010