Get Pussy Action
What guys say when they get pussy and what girls say when they're
getting dick.
1.0 = failing all classes so you find yourself
masturbating at home alone
2.0 = you are
getting some action though you may have to paperbag it
3.0 = the poon you are swimming in is a 7 or above
4.0 = you're running the block, threesomes are readily available, calling the shots
Dad: My GPA is
looking good tonight!
Friend: You're 50 man, what are you talking about?
Dad:
My main bitch got some new panties I'm bout to
check out.
Friend: Well shiet bro go tear that pussy up!