firecrotch

A term used by resentful persons to describe natural redheads either because they are jealous of a redhead or attracted to a redhead that is sexually unattainable.

Brandon Davis only called Lindsey Lohan a firecrotch on camera because he knew he could never have her for himself.

by Kait MK April 22, 2008

firecrotch

Synonym: Lindsay Lohan

Brandon Davis on Lindsay Lohan: "We think she's a firecrotch. I mean, we don't think that, we know that, it's obvious. Red pubic hair comes from inside her. "

by antonella yayo March 23, 2007

firecrotch

Lindsay Lohan's nickname courtesy of Brandon Davis. Debatable as to if the insult points to red pubes, a nasty case of STD's, or her being a promiscuous whore.

Brandon Davis announced to the paparazzi that Lindsay Lohan is a firecrotch while Paris Hilton laughed nearby.

by Heather (Ya Know) November 24, 2007

firecrotch

a person with red pubs

look at that kids hair, he must be a firecrotch

by kms April 27, 2003

firecrotch

intensely awesome in the sac due to an abundance of red pubic hair

man, that firecrotch offered a good lay lastnight

by lauren December 15, 2003

Firecrotch

A person whose hair on their head matches their pubic hair, IE: the curtains match the carpet.

That person is such a firecrotch.

by Amanda May 26, 2003

Firecrotch

A person who had fiery-red pubes. Thus, a crotch that looks like fire.

Oh yea, that ravishing red-head Alyssa? She's def a firecrotch.

by Ravishing red-head Rita January 27, 2010