by takinyalldown October 27, 2011
Acronym for the necessities of a teenager or college student, in the order that they do them when they get home. It stands for eat masturbate sleep.
by SwerveDavid97 January 27, 2013
Emely is the most coolest,funniest,lit,beautiful girl anyone will ever met. She will have your back like no other. She will fall love with a friend who was there for her. She is someone who you want to have in ur life.
by Emma colton July 24, 2017
by Philip.s October 18, 2008
Dude, I totally just EMSed - I totally just masturbate
*Lame joke told* "Go EMS right now! not even kidding, now!" - "Go Fuck yourself!"
*Lame joke told* "Go EMS right now! not even kidding, now!" - "Go Fuck yourself!"
by Chlorine Is Poisonous December 1, 2013
In reply to someone where a smart-assed comment is to be expected: You could say EMS Eat My Shorts. Another like reply would be BM Bite Me. I didn't see that last one on your site either.
by Ossy October 10, 2009