You bring your broom and dustpan?

Along the lines of having to clean up a huge mess after your wedding in Bordeaux.

A: yo
M: everything good? I’m back!!
A: You bring YOUR BROOM AND DUSTPAN?
M: what you mean?
A: clean up on isle everything, get to work…

by Grtbrs June 2, 2023

Dustpan

Canadian slang term, meaning a person is particularly shit at a skill.

"buddy you're a fuckin' dustpan."

by Geophoeniix December 15, 2022

Dustpan Cowboy

Somebody who is a dusty and fake country boy. Pretending to be from the sticks but really just rolled in a dustpan.

Doug was being such a dustpan cowboy last night

by Bobzeller67 July 9, 2025

Dustpan

If someone who had a mop on their head cuts their hair it then becomes a mop.

Person 1: Did you see Michael cut his mop off his head?
Person 2: Yeah but he still has a dustpan on his head.
Person 3: Yeah it doesn't look right on his head.

by Mjc10162002 February 28, 2019