by BooglyWoogly July 20, 2020
I was two knuckles deep in this chick when she said, “We will no longer surrender our country to the false song of globalism”. That’s when I knew that I was going balls deep. So I grab my “Dicky Durbin”, slap it on, and dive in. I’m trying to knock the back wall out and she yells “They’re turning the frickin frogs gay” and it was like millions of lives screamed out and were suddenly silenced. I was literally shaking. To my horror I found out my “Dickie Durbin” busted shortly before I did. She then tells me that “You knew Dickie blew DACA” and “You can’t trust Dickie Durbin”. But she was a trooper . She flipped over and told me to throw it in her “Haiti”
by Willyfisterbottom January 15, 2018
Tyler:Did you just shoot his trunk and miss him you idiot?
Alac:Shit I did, let's just bolt man.
Cochise:Alac Durbin, you're under arrest for attempted murder.
Alac:Shit I did, let's just bolt man.
Cochise:Alac Durbin, you're under arrest for attempted murder.
by V415 July 10, 2014
A Dirtball Durbin is usually a dirty-brown haired male, who is almost 100% of the time gay. He is always looking to get butt fucked, and doesn't ever get any pussy. Dirtball Durbin is the dirtiest of the dirts, and is known by everyone as a Dirtball. The only time a girl calls him cute is out of pity.
by bm696969 August 1, 2012
by Doc1977 November 9, 2009
Um, the most awesome singer on American Idol. His voice is like juicy penguins on an ice cream cone while skipping in the Arctic Ocean.... on a blue whale.
Man: "James Durbin freaking rocks!"
Dude: "OH MY GOSH IT'S LIKE JUICY PENGUINS ON AN ICE CREAM CONE WHILE SKIPPING IN THE ARCTIC OCEAN ..... on a blue whale."
Man: wtf?
Dude: "OH MY GOSH IT'S LIKE JUICY PENGUINS ON AN ICE CREAM CONE WHILE SKIPPING IN THE ARCTIC OCEAN ..... on a blue whale."
Man: wtf?
by Abbiesaurus_rex May 7, 2011
The hottest girl that is thicker then u can imagine that has the cutest laugh and smile and her personality is amazing she is just perfect all around flawless!
by Fiocca jacob June 12, 2018