Douchbag

to fuck each other all night long on the bed and to do it up the ass pipe ((chinky voice))

ooooo do it up the ass pipe...i love it when we douchbag

by crzy quilt August 18, 2003

douchbag

individual that excessively cares about appearance or tries too hard

That Tim is such a douchbag with his pull ups

by the upstairs neighbour April 12, 2010

douchbag

Someone who can't spell douchebag

Johnny is such a douchbag for not knowing how to spell douchebag

by soak23 February 23, 2009

Douchbagness

1. The quality or state of being a douchbag.
2. Greasy; dirty; lame.

Quote from the Red Carpet - 81st Annual Academy Awards (Hollywood, CA)
"That Ryan Secrest is exhibiting some major Douchbagness tonight. I wonder who he's wearing?" 02/22/2009

by Tbaer February 23, 2009

douchbag

Someone who sees the value of a system but decides to operate outside it for their own selfish reasons.

I ran from the cops and crashed my motorcycle into your yard man! I acted like SUCH a douchbag! (true story)

by drkull October 29, 2012

douchbag

mike fuckbag from njit at newark new jersey

mike chang is such a douchbag and a tool.

by mike chang December 28, 2005

douchbag

when someone attaches numerous summer breeze douch's to a plastic bag.

forgy was and still is a douchbag.

by brain....less March 26, 2004